Cereus forbesii ‘Monstrose’

Weird, wavy, and wonderfully sculptural — Cereus forbesii ‘Monstrose’ (a.k.a. “Ming Thing”) looks like a cactus that’s been melted, reformed, and then carved by desert spirits. Its knobby, lumpy growth pattern creates stacked, blue-green clusters that feel more like modern art than a houseplant. No two are ever alike, and that’s the magic.

Despite its odd looks, it’s an easygoing grower that thrives in full sun with minimal water. It stays compact and makes a perfect shelf or desk companion for lovers of the weird and wonderful.

🪴 Bigfoot’s Tip: This one’s slow-growing — don’t rush it. Let it do its thing, and eventually you’ll have a gnarly, otherworldly centerpiece.

Light: Full sun to bright indirect light

Water: Allow soil to dry out completely between waterings

Care Level: Easy

Pet Safe?: Yes

Plant Family: Cactaceae