Myrtillocactus geometrizans ‘Fukurokuryuzinboku’ (Boobie Cactus) (DR)

Yes, it’s real — and yes, it absolutely looks like a cactus with curves. ‘Fukurokuryuzinboku’, affectionately known as the Boobie Cactus, is a rare cultivar of blue myrtillocactus with plump, lumpy ribs that resemble… well, you know. It’s weird. It’s wonderful. It’s totally iconic.

Native to Mexico and slow-growing like most great art, this cactus thrives in full sun and needs very little water. Whether you’re collecting rare cacti or just want something that makes guests do a double take, this beauty always steals the show.

🪴 Bigfoot’s Tip: Full sun = best shape. Give it a clay pot, well-draining soil, and time — it’s a slow grower, but worth the wait.

Plant Family: Cactaceae

Light: Full sun

Water: Let soil dry completely between waterings

Care Level: Easy

Pet Safe?: Yes